7 Amazing USA Facts

7 “Holy Shit” Stats You Don’t Know About America

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1.) American’s represent a mere 4% of the global population.  But with an annual GDP of $17 trillion, we’re a whopping…

2.) Did we mention our billionaires?

3.) When it comes to aircraft carriers…our most recent aircraft carrier cost $12.9 billion.

4.) Speaking of our annual military budget…

5.) But we’re not just military brawn – we’re brains too. Spoiler alert, the next best country has has less than 1/3 of our…

6.) F*ck that, we’re a lot of brawn.

7.) Our deficit is more than most countries will ever make.

Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems But not when it comes to the…U….S….A



Austin Rosmarin

Having been raised by a feral pack of Staten Islanders, Austin grew up on a subsistence diet of Kosher hot dogs, car exhaust, and self-loathing. His decision making skills have been described as “worse than most”, and doctors have diagnosed him as “malignantly average”. In addition to writing for this blog, Austin has done countless other things to disappoint his parents. Without the approval of strangers for his less than witty musings, his e-meter OT and PC ratings will drop and he will have to return to the Church of Scientology to correct the imbalance. Don’t let his OT and PC ratings drop.

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