Hurricane Florence is Growing Fast
Amidst news of Hurricane Florence sliding into our unprotected southern border, people all over the US are shocked by its size and bracing themselves for a raw impact. For many southern residents however, the news is just too hard to swallow, and with 10-14″ expected to be doled out over the next several days, Florence isn’t going to finish quickly.
Gulf Coast citizens are expressing their concerns, many feeling completely screwed as the storms speed and stamina doesn’t seem to be letting up. Many are wondering what a level of penetration this deep will mean for the south in 9 months, after the storm has finished and moved away. Despite accurate wind forecasting by The National Hurricanes Updates, Facebook’s credible community is unsatisfied, unfinished and expressing their own concerns.
Here’s what they are saying:
The Storm Is Just Too Big
Many Are Feeling Unprotected
Forecasts Are Misleading
And National Hurricane Updates Is Voicing Their Own Concerns
Ultimately, Citizens Are More United Than Ever
Staying Positive With Full Penetration
Fortunately, if Florence is like most guys in their early 20s, it will pound hard but won’t last for more than a few minutes, so we shouldn’t be too concerned. But if it doesn’t let up, we’ll have many more storms to deal with in the future.
Moral of the story, if you post something that looks even remotely like a dick, the entire internet community is going to jump on it like the rawhide rear of an alabaster white thoroughbred. We’re all middle schoolers at heart, so keep them coming, even if it means spreading your seed amongst an entire nation. Hat’s off to Florence for literally sticking it to the man.