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FOREWARNING: IS EVERYTHING IN THIS QUIZ CLICKABLE? NO.
WILL CLICKING THE RIGHT ANSWER TAKE YOU TO BALL-HALLA? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IT WILL. Because, for the first time ever, we’re letting your man parts try the life-changing magic of a
Ball Hammock subscription for only $5 for the first month.
If you’re still here I know what you’re thinking, what sort of BS quiz won’t let me click on my favorite fall latte?
Your scrotal sadism level is currently 1 P.s. If you’re annoyed that you couldn’t click on the latte…you’re going to hate the rest of this article.
If you’re reading this, it means you put bargain street meats over your meat.
You get a second scrotal sadism point
Powdering yourself several times a day to overcome cotton’s shortcomings. Yeah, sounds totally logical.
Cotton: 1 | Your Balls: 0 | Your Scrotal Sadism: 3
Really? The only reason you’d be reading this far into the email—considering we put an obvious answer above—is because you’re content using the fabric equivalent of 200-grit sandpaper on yourself.
How can we help you if you aren’t willing to help yourself?
You’re now a level 5 scrotal sadist
Note to self: do not write anything for this because everyone will be
for the first month by now. on their way to trying $5 Ball Hammocks
Nope, not even for this section
Surely no one is reading this. If in some cruel world these words are being read, it’s safe to say you’re the supreme ruler of Dante’s 9th circle of testicular hell.
You get another 100 points. You’ve “won” the quiz, but the real winners left this email long ago to get their $5 first month.
Here’s Your Quiz Grade If You’re Still Here