Order Notes For Ball Hammock Boxer Briefs

Your Dirtiest Order Notes Are Here

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We weren’t ready for what you told us.We knew our ball hammocks were so soft they’d be worn but seldom felt.We knew the pouch would keep your baby makers coddled and ready to create the next generation at the drop of a belt buckle.But, we weren’t ready for you to expose yourselves to us… The Byproducts Of Ball Hammocks We Never Imagined-As told by you

The little blue pill became useless

Increase Hormone Levels

Unsolicited peeps under the hood

The Mascot American Flag Ball Hammock Boxer Briefs

Get A Nude, Send A Nude

Status as the Second Greatest Invention of all time

Get A Buzz For Your Balls

*Uncle Sam Is For Subscription Only*

Amplification of EVERYTHING

The Coney Islands Hot Dog Ball Pouch Boxer Briefs

Magnify Your Man Piece

They…well, wow.

We Don’t Know How To Compare This Benefit

We knew you were a pack of party animals, but we didn’t expect you all to be modern-day Hemmingways. Now, throw your cotton undies away, put your pair in a pair, and show the world the only forbidden fruit should be Of The Loom.

But, most importantly, keep those order comments coming.

Let Me Write My Own Byproduct

(enter a shameless plug for Father’s Day that our boss made us put in here)

Give Him The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Take a hint – pops doesn’t need another coffee mug (the man can already peel the porcelain right off his throne as is).

Ball Hammock Boxer Briefs

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And Give The Old Man Scrotal Serenity

Stay Weird & Shine On

 


Austin Rosmarin

Having been raised by a feral pack of Staten Islanders, Austin grew up on a subsistence diet of Kosher hot dogs, car exhaust, and self-loathing. His decision making skills have been described as “worse than most”, and doctors have diagnosed him as “malignantly average”. In addition to writing for this blog, Austin has done countless other things to disappoint his parents. Without the approval of strangers for his less than witty musings, his e-meter OT and PC ratings will drop and he will have to return to the Church of Scientology to correct the imbalance. Don’t let his OT and PC ratings drop.

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