DIY Alcohol Hiding

Ultimate Guide To Smuggling Booze In Your Fanny

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neon fanny packs

Fanny packs weren’t just made for hiding illegal vices at festivals, county fairs and high school reunions. With some quick MacGyvering you can smuggle bagged booze too. Here are the steps.

1) Get Da Hooch

Fanny pack with money

2) Snippy Snip

Wold fanny packs

3) Stuff Hooch in Pouch

Alcohol in fanny pack

4) Slap the Shit out of that Fanny

All Together Now

It’s almost so easy you’d want to slap yourself for not thinking of it sooner. In case you’ve got the urge to make one now, here’s our assortment of  different fanny packs you can slice up.

Austin Rosmarin

Having been raised by a feral pack of Staten Islanders, Austin grew up on a subsistence diet of Kosher hot dogs, car exhaust, and self-loathing. His decision making skills have been described as “worse than most”, and doctors have diagnosed him as “malignantly average”. In addition to writing for this blog, Austin has done countless other things to disappoint his parents. Without the approval of strangers for his less than witty musings, his e-meter OT and PC ratings will drop and he will have to return to the Church of Scientology to correct the imbalance. Don’t let his OT and PC ratings drop.

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